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E. T. 101 The Cosmic Instruction Manual Zoev JhoE. T. 101: The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution- An Emergency Remedial Earth Edition
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E. T. 101 The Cosmic Instruction Manual Zoev JhoE. T. 101: The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution- An Emergency Remedial Earth Edition
byZoev JhoPublication date1995TopicsPsychology, Parapsychology, Occult & Paranormal, Contactee, Ufology, UFO, Exopolitics, extraterrestrials, human-alien encounters, alien contact, New Age Spirituality, MetaphysicsCollectionmanuals_contributions; manuals; additional_collectionsLanguageEnglishItem Size32.9M
The mission to Planet Earth was initiated by request of the planet
herself. Earth has asked and the stellar councils have granted an
evolutionary leap. Over the last millennium Earth has been preparing for
our advent. It is now time to enter the Earth plane to reclaim this
planet in the name of the Forces of Light and to open her doors to the
cosmic community in which she resides. We congratulate and salute those
of you throughout the universes who have volunteered for this
assignment. Go with our blessing. And remember, read the manual before
you get there. Although you are veterans of countless successful
missions to numerous dysfunctional life support systems, watch out for
this one. This edition of the manual is specifically designed for this
planetary system—a system which defies all true rationality and has
raised dysfunctionality to an art form. It is also one of the few
systems where telling the truth is covertly considered a creative act.
Because of the inherent hazards of this planet, Mission Control will not
be responsible for any members of this mission who do not thoroughly
acquaint themselves with the material contained in this special edition.Addeddate2020-09-03 20:36:38Identifiere.-t.-101-the-cosmic-instruction-manual-zoev-jhoIdentifier-arkark:/13960/t41s6002cOcrABBYY FineReader 11.0 (Extended OCR)Ppi300ScannerInternet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4Table-of-contentsCopyright Dedication Shifts Happen Table of Contents INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION The Mission Special Note from the Publisher A Word from Mission Control How to Use the Manual 1The IntergalacticNew Collegiate Dictionary LEVEL 1 WORDS Look Jane, See Spot Run Extraterrestrial Alien E.T. vs. Alien Walk-In Crawl-In UFO LEVEL II WORDS Look Jane, See Spot Transmute Light Transmutation Intelligence Co-creation Truth Reality Spirit 2Transmutational Procedure RULES FORDYSFUNCTIONAL PATTERNS Step I: In Rome, Do as the Romans Step II: In Rome, Do as the Arcturians Ground Rules Coming Out of the Closet All Roads Lead Away from Rome Gentle Reminder SOME INTERESTING FACTSABOUT TRANSMUTATION Pre-encoded Activation Time/Space Anomalies and Their Physical Functions Deprogramming Debriefing Helpful Hints for the Second Coming 3The Mission Job Titles—An Overview The PLO—Definition and Purpose The PLO—Its Historic Position The PLO and Armistice Day The United Stellar Army Corps of Engineers Adult Children of Dysfunctional Earthlings (ACODE) The MASH Units The Code Talkers The Interuniversal Banking Community The Intergalactic Board of Realtors The Cosmic Computer Jocks The Rainbow Warrior The Royal Celestial Air Force The Quark Alliance 4Troubleshooting Passing for White Closet Cases The Messiah Complex The Burden of Spiritual Significance The Chicken/Head Syndrome Integrity—It’s Care and Maintenance Discernment Landing Instructions Culture Shock The Yo-Yo Effect Deployment of Troops Emergency Procedure Mishaps of the Mission 5Assistance Foreign Aid Morale Boosting Curing Battle Fatigue The Special Forces Interdimensional Brain Surgery Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery Creative License Recent Legislation Self-help Techniques The Great Awakening Starseed—The Next Generation Audio-visual Aids Monitoring A FORMAL INVITATION
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